i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he fucked my hip out of place.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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