Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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