Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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