Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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