I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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