I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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