sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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