why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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