I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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