All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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