she was so not down for the gang bang
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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