Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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