I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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