Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
In America we eat man semen.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize