theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
only you would photoshop your dick
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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