Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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