hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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