No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize
