Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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