I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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