coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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