I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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