Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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