I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I don't think brook has ever known best
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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