May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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