Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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