But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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