We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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