i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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