You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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