yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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