I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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