On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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