Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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