I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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