That's intense
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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