Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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