Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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