the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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