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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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