And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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