he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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