Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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