used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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