Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
this is an emotional support booty call
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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