Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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