You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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