Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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