I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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