Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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