remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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