He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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