i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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