So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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