He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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