yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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