there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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